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Those Men

by Those Unfortunates

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1.
I was born a short haired boy My mother’s pride and joy And everywhere that mummy went She’d take me and all ‘My boy is Such a perfect specimen With mummy’s eyes and chins And bless his little cottons With daddy’s short haired pins’ They took me up the high street All the grannies billed and cooed They hobbled all together To stroke my scratchy follicles ‘Oh couldn’t you just eat him up,’ they said and licked their lips I gurgled out in terror But they did not take the hint Mother was in tears When my cowlick first appeared The bristles became bushels ‘til they brushed down past me ears ‘My little boy’s a monster,’ She shivered in dad’s arms He dragged me by the ankles…. To the barbers Now I look so neat and smart A little short haired work of art Now I look so smart and neat From my short haired head to my shoe shod feet We’ll eat our crusts and leave the rest We’ll sup our milk from short haired breasts To grow the short hairs on our chest Ho ho.
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The Servant 03:48
Paint peels From walls I’m bored Do nothing at all today Tap drips I’ll drink Lonely I think… Lights out Goodnight I’m tired Sleep tight and dream About the servant No family I know of But I just like having him round About the servant About the servant About the servant About the servant And if he doesn’t lift a finger – that’s ok I’ll do anything just to make sure he stays But did I mention lately that I’ve not been quite myself? It’s strange
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My brother Matthew Is not like his brothers No, none of his brothers Are like him at all He’s clever And he’s always been thoughtful He sits in his bedroom And stares at the wall Oh but he’s such a thoughtful boy Such a thoughtful boy My brother Matthew Had so much potential But all that potential Just amounted to naught He could’ve been a someone Think he needs to see someone He just sits in his bedroom Does nothing at all. Oh but he’s such a thoughtful boy Such a thoughtful boy Such a thoughtful boy Such a thoughtful boy

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Second EP by The Unfortunates, recorded with John Hannon at No Name Studios on 25th November 2013.

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released January 25, 2014

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Those Unfortunates London, UK

Those Unfortunates are a London, UK based four piece.
They sound harder than they sound.

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